Category Archives: work

office blow dart gun

My office is the Palace of Passive-Aggressive.  Working around the group of needy, incompetent, yet frighteningly misogynist men has turned me this way.   I hang my graduate degree to remind them I am intelligent.  I hang strategically placed sayings (i.e.

office blow dart gun

My office is the Palace of Passive-Aggressive.  Working around the group of needy, incompetent, yet frighteningly misogynist men has turned me this way.   I hang my graduate degree to remind them I am intelligent.  I hang strategically placed sayings (i.e.

Someday I swear, I will do it!

cell phone emergency

Door to office flings open   Clueless rushes in – shoving his personal cell phone towards me Clueless:   “Here, help him” me: ?????? taking his cell phone

Someday I swear, I will do it!

cell phone emergency

Door to office flings open   Clueless rushes in – shoving his personal cell phone towards me Clueless:   “Here, help him” me: ?????? taking his cell phone

it's like a damned party in there

bra treats

Typically I don’t put treats in my bra – they just randomly end up there.  Not in a Mardi Gras bead-throwing sort of way.  My way is a lot more interactive. And NO, my boobs do not randomly stock chocolates or

it's like a damned party in there

bra treats

Typically I don’t put treats in my bra – they just randomly end up there.  Not in a Mardi Gras bead-throwing sort of way.  My way is a lot more interactive. And NO, my boobs do not randomly stock chocolates or

birds don’t apologize

my bird talks to me (better than the voices in my head) yeah, um, I was eating your almonds and I think I had a little “incident”

birds don’t apologize

my bird talks to me (better than the voices in my head) yeah, um, I was eating your almonds and I think I had a little “incident”

my FB bitches rock!!!

RANDOM THINGS THAT CROSSED MY MIND TODAY . . . Some people may be able to fast rope off a helicopter and single-handedly rescue hostages while overthrowing a dictator but they cannot even figure out how to use a drill,

my FB bitches rock!!!

RANDOM THINGS THAT CROSSED MY MIND TODAY . . . Some people may be able to fast rope off a helicopter and single-handedly rescue hostages while overthrowing a dictator but they cannot even figure out how to use a drill,

glass ceiling upside the head

Sorry peeps, not feeling well and the humor level is pretty much bottomed out. I’ll keep it short. I know I dump on guys (the keepers of the “why?!?” chromosome) but they aren’t the only ones who get my blood pressure

glass ceiling upside the head

Sorry peeps, not feeling well and the humor level is pretty much bottomed out. I’ll keep it short. I know I dump on guys (the keepers of the “why?!?” chromosome) but they aren’t the only ones who get my blood pressure

48hour shingles

Okay people, I have been a single mother who works fulltime.  I do understand that unpredictable shit happens (like kids hemorrhaging after tonsil surgeries) and there are times you just cannot come to work or have to leave early. However,

48hour shingles

Okay people, I have been a single mother who works fulltime.  I do understand that unpredictable shit happens (like kids hemorrhaging after tonsil surgeries) and there are times you just cannot come to work or have to leave early. However,