Category Archives: random shit

free range childhood

Despite a childhood straight out of Stepford, I still believed in Happily Ever Afters Maybe it was because I escaped my really shitty reality by reading books voraciously I remember getting a bike for my 8th birthday/baptism.  Okay, my younger sister got

free range childhood

Despite a childhood straight out of Stepford, I still believed in Happily Ever Afters Maybe it was because I escaped my really shitty reality by reading books voraciously I remember getting a bike for my 8th birthday/baptism.  Okay, my younger sister got

peonies and june bugs

When I was a little girl I spent a lot of time with my grandparents. They actually raised me more than my parents ever did. Probably the only reason I’m semi sane today.  (just semi) My grandfather would take me

peonies and june bugs

When I was a little girl I spent a lot of time with my grandparents. They actually raised me more than my parents ever did. Probably the only reason I’m semi sane today.  (just semi) My grandfather would take me

office blow dart gun

My office is the Palace of Passive-Aggressive.  Working around the group of needy, incompetent, yet frighteningly misogynist men has turned me this way.   I hang my graduate degree to remind them I am intelligent.  I hang strategically placed sayings (i.e.

office blow dart gun

My office is the Palace of Passive-Aggressive.  Working around the group of needy, incompetent, yet frighteningly misogynist men has turned me this way.   I hang my graduate degree to remind them I am intelligent.  I hang strategically placed sayings (i.e.

pick a name

With my oldest niece graduating from Kindergarten, it seemed like an appropriate time to saunter down memory lane.

pick a name

With my oldest niece graduating from Kindergarten, it seemed like an appropriate time to saunter down memory lane.

overachiever

dearest random dude . . . Yes, you have an awesome costume and the mask makes people feel so . . . comfortable?  safe?  protected? standing at the bus stop during rush hour, you are just so awesome that no

overachiever

dearest random dude . . . Yes, you have an awesome costume and the mask makes people feel so . . . comfortable?  safe?  protected? standing at the bus stop during rush hour, you are just so awesome that no

glass ceiling upside the head

Sorry peeps, not feeling well and the humor level is pretty much bottomed out. I’ll keep it short. I know I dump on guys (the keepers of the “why?!?” chromosome) but they aren’t the only ones who get my blood pressure

glass ceiling upside the head

Sorry peeps, not feeling well and the humor level is pretty much bottomed out. I’ll keep it short. I know I dump on guys (the keepers of the “why?!?” chromosome) but they aren’t the only ones who get my blood pressure

cold feminine products

I considered buying a large box of maxipads.  Large box, with intimidatingly large pads. But, thanks to the miracle of science and 2 1 ½ good surgeons, I no longer contribute to the economy otherwise known as the feminine protection

cold feminine products

I considered buying a large box of maxipads.  Large box, with intimidatingly large pads. But, thanks to the miracle of science and 2 1 ½ good surgeons, I no longer contribute to the economy otherwise known as the feminine protection