Category Archives: pets

it's like a damned party in there

bra treats

Typically I don’t put treats in my bra – they just randomly end up there.  Not in a Mardi Gras bead-throwing sort of way.  My way is a lot more interactive. And NO, my boobs do not randomly stock chocolates or

it's like a damned party in there

bra treats

Typically I don’t put treats in my bra – they just randomly end up there.  Not in a Mardi Gras bead-throwing sort of way.  My way is a lot more interactive. And NO, my boobs do not randomly stock chocolates or

birds don’t apologize

my bird talks to me (better than the voices in my head) yeah, um, I was eating your almonds and I think I had a little “incident”

birds don’t apologize

my bird talks to me (better than the voices in my head) yeah, um, I was eating your almonds and I think I had a little “incident”

radiation and WTF

It was April, 2011 I was home in isolation because of radiation I was given for my latest cancer recurrence.  Treatment is one of the few days when I can’t go to work because I am so highly radioactive I

radiation and WTF

It was April, 2011 I was home in isolation because of radiation I was given for my latest cancer recurrence.  Treatment is one of the few days when I can’t go to work because I am so highly radioactive I

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Dear dogs . . . (a letter from my blood pressure medication)

OPEN LETTER TO THE DOGS:   Due to recent events (the 7:00 delivery this morning) we need to, again, establish the barking rules. Now, I appreciate you are all vigilantly trying to protect our home from the upcoming zombie apocalypse but

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Dear dogs . . . (a letter from my blood pressure medication)

OPEN LETTER TO THE DOGS:   Due to recent events (the 7:00 delivery this morning) we need to, again, establish the barking rules. Now, I appreciate you are all vigilantly trying to protect our home from the upcoming zombie apocalypse but

120 grams of pure hell

Note:  okay, I love animals:  Four dogs, half a dozen tree frogs, hundreds of tropical fish, and one very precocious Sun Conure that answers to “Goose”.    The Sun Conure lives in my office.  She has her own cage (for

120 grams of pure hell

Note:  okay, I love animals:  Four dogs, half a dozen tree frogs, hundreds of tropical fish, and one very precocious Sun Conure that answers to “Goose”.    The Sun Conure lives in my office.  She has her own cage (for