dearest random dude . . .
Yes, you have an awesome costume
and the mask makes people feel so . . . comfortable? safe? protected?
standing at the bus stop during rush hour, you are just so awesome that no one else dares come near your amazingness –
that’s why you are the only one at your bus stop – it’s nothing personal
with all of that wonderful goodness you bring, you must work out a lot
(and be packing at least a few socks in that outfit)
so, thank you for stretching out before freaking the fucking hell out of everyone around here!