dearest random dude . . .

Yes, you have an awesome costume

and the mask makes people feel so . . . comfortable?  safe?  protected?

standing at the bus stop during rush hour, you are just so awesome that no one else dares come near your amazingness

that’s why you are the only one at your bus stop – it’s nothing personal

with all of that wonderful goodness you bring, you must work out a lot

(and be packing at least a few socks in that outfit)

so, thank you for stretching out before freaking the fucking hell out of everyone around here!

carry on


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