like a little fox urine with that?

Sorry y’all, been feeling like compete and total hell lately. Haven’t forgotten you – just too tired to post.  But tonight I took a little liquid energy (a.k.a. a couple of margaritas) Okay:  about the health.  Colon = bad.  Bone

like a little fox urine with that?

Sorry y’all, been feeling like compete and total hell lately. Haven’t forgotten you – just too tired to post.  But tonight I took a little liquid energy (a.k.a. a couple of margaritas) Okay:  about the health.  Colon = bad.  Bone

it took my soul

Thyroid cancer and it’s evil conjoined twin, RAI, steal your soul. Okay, there is no actual medical (or religious) data to prove that but just ask those who have been through it! RAI is the worst part of it: It

it took my soul

Thyroid cancer and it’s evil conjoined twin, RAI, steal your soul. Okay, there is no actual medical (or religious) data to prove that but just ask those who have been through it! RAI is the worst part of it: It

DNR = let me go, enough!!!

In the past few weeks I’ve had the privilege of  being asked by two wonderful friends to sign as a witness on their Living Will/DNR orders. Why a privilege? Both of these people are amazing human beings.  One is my BFF of

DNR = let me go, enough!!!

In the past few weeks I’ve had the privilege of  being asked by two wonderful friends to sign as a witness on their Living Will/DNR orders. Why a privilege? Both of these people are amazing human beings.  One is my BFF of

free range childhood

Despite a childhood straight out of Stepford, I still believed in Happily Ever Afters Maybe it was because I escaped my really shitty reality by reading books voraciously I remember getting a bike for my 8th birthday/baptism.  Okay, my younger sister got

free range childhood

Despite a childhood straight out of Stepford, I still believed in Happily Ever Afters Maybe it was because I escaped my really shitty reality by reading books voraciously I remember getting a bike for my 8th birthday/baptism.  Okay, my younger sister got

Standing hot dates all week

And thus it begins again the annual thyroid cancer march Day 1:  (today) Monday – pregnancy test first thing in the morning even though you can’t get pregnant with no ovaries you communist bastard chief of nuclear medicine!  I give

Standing hot dates all week

And thus it begins again the annual thyroid cancer march Day 1:  (today) Monday – pregnancy test first thing in the morning even though you can’t get pregnant with no ovaries you communist bastard chief of nuclear medicine!  I give

peonies and june bugs

When I was a little girl I spent a lot of time with my grandparents. They actually raised me more than my parents ever did. Probably the only reason I’m semi sane today.  (just semi) My grandfather would take me

peonies and june bugs

When I was a little girl I spent a lot of time with my grandparents. They actually raised me more than my parents ever did. Probably the only reason I’m semi sane today.  (just semi) My grandfather would take me

office blow dart gun

My office is the Palace of Passive-Aggressive.  Working around the group of needy, incompetent, yet frighteningly misogynist men has turned me this way.   I hang my graduate degree to remind them I am intelligent.  I hang strategically placed sayings (i.e.

office blow dart gun

My office is the Palace of Passive-Aggressive.  Working around the group of needy, incompetent, yet frighteningly misogynist men has turned me this way.   I hang my graduate degree to remind them I am intelligent.  I hang strategically placed sayings (i.e.

pick a name

With my oldest niece graduating from Kindergarten, it seemed like an appropriate time to saunter down memory lane.

pick a name

With my oldest niece graduating from Kindergarten, it seemed like an appropriate time to saunter down memory lane.

meds rollercoaster

Dear friends, family, FB, stalkers, and strangers . . . stand by! As you know – ad nauseam – I went through complete and total hell while on Chantix bad moods depression anger urge to stab things

meds rollercoaster

Dear friends, family, FB, stalkers, and strangers . . . stand by! As you know – ad nauseam – I went through complete and total hell while on Chantix bad moods depression anger urge to stab things

overachiever

dearest random dude . . . Yes, you have an awesome costume and the mask makes people feel so . . . comfortable?  safe?  protected? standing at the bus stop during rush hour, you are just so awesome that no

overachiever

dearest random dude . . . Yes, you have an awesome costume and the mask makes people feel so . . . comfortable?  safe?  protected? standing at the bus stop during rush hour, you are just so awesome that no